June 2012
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This calls for a celebration in the form of taking my wife out for dinner.
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May 2012
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kittyroyale: CONNECTED TO CHRISTIE: Go be obnoxious elsewhere, please? CONNECTED TO ROY: Yeah, yeah, will do. Thanks though Roy, really thank you. 
May 30th
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kittyroyale: CONNECTED TO CHRISTIE: Your bachelor party is goin’ to be terrible.  CONNECTED TO ROY: Events that you attend usually are. Which is why you aren’t invited to the wedding. You can wear your bow tie outside the ceremony. 
May 30th
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kittyroyale: CONNECTED TO CHRISTIE: I’m not wearing a suit, or growing the equipment to be a best man anytime soon Christie. But if that’s not an obstacle…  CONNECTED TO ROY: Dress, boobs, and a bow tie, sounds like I’ve got best man. An ugly best man, but a best man all the same. 
May 30th
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kittyroyale: lyledl: CONNECTED TO ROY: Nothing like that, and that wasn’t my fault. Listen you know I don’t really talk to anyone after I took off and Alaizabel wants to have a ceremony so I’ll need a best man. CONNECTED TO CHRISTIE: Want me to put an ad on Craigslist? CONNECTED TO ROY: No, I’d rather my bride not get killed. Seriously though Roy, will you be my best man?
May 30th
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kittyroyale: lyledl: CONNECTED TO ROY: Same, looking for a ring. Listen I need to ask you something Roy… CONNECTED TO CHRISTIE: Last time you said that I wound up walkin’ two hours in the pourin’ rain after that party. CONNECTED TO ROY: Nothing like that, and that wasn’t my fault. Listen you know I don’t really talk to anyone after I took off and Alaizabel wants to have a...
May 30th
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kittyroyale: lyledl: CONNECTED TO ROY: Hey ugly, what’s up?  CONNECTED TO CHRISTIE: Nothin’, pickin’ out furniture. You? CONNECTED TO ROY: Same, looking for a ring. Listen I need to ask you something Roy…
May 30th
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CONNECTED TO ROY: Hey ugly, what’s up? 
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Listenthelastnotebook: Example - Playing in the...
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“So that’s my wish for you, and all of us, and my wish for myself. Make New...”
– Neil Gaiman (via rsvnr)
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First blood now fire extinguisher gunk, one of these days my wife will come home free of weird stains.
May 29th
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Unum Mensem ab Matrimonium (5:16 PM)
alaizalmelmichellson: Blinking, Lai smiled sweetly at him, his shuffling the cutest thing in the world to her. She was putting the batter into a pan and putting it in the oven, before he made it to her, arm outstretched like a nervous child. Smiling sweetly, Lai took the gift, the deep purple wrapping making her smile. Gingerly her delicate fingers picked at the tape, not really wanting to tear...
May 27th
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Unum Mensem ab Matrimonium (5:16 PM)
alaizalmelmichellson: A grin that threatened to split her face in half dawned itself on Lai. She was so happy, so unbelievably happy he loved it. “It took me a while to make the notebook without you peering in every once in a while. I had to do it at night, and let me tell to, I was surprised it even looked this nice,” she giggled as she bounced on her tip toes, excited beyond belief. Her smile...
May 26th
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Unum Mensem ab Matrimonium (5:16 PM)
alaizalmelmichellson: Lai looked over at him with a bright grin. He looked cute, sleepy but cute, mixing for her as she added the vegetables to the pan, making sure nothing was burned. Licking her lips, Lai cut some cheese and began to add that too, “It was decent, I mean all I did was watch a movie, and poke the puppies, but other than that,” She looked up at him with icy eyes, not really...
May 26th
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Unum Mensem ab Matrimonium (5:16 PM)
alaizalmelmichellson: Giggling, Lai kissed him softly before pulling away from him ruefully. “I just thought it wasn’t fair that I had a ring, and you didn’t. I’m just glad it’s nice enough for you, I didn’t know if it were to plain or not,” she said truthfully as she walked over to the kitchen, washing her hands and starting the food. Cutting up the vegetables, Lai looked over at him, curled...
May 26th
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Unum Mensem ab Matrimonium (5:16 PM)
alaizalmelmichellson: Lai was strangely glad to be curled next to him on the couch. He hadn’t bothered to change just yet, and they were supposed to go out for their anniversary. But to two of them just felt better at home. Cato and Paws were gone, and Lai was happy Kitty had won, and Lyle was home. Wiggling in his arms, Lai turned around to face him, her nose rubbing against his. “So I’m...
May 26th
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Storms don’t bother me, but if the power goes that’s a different story. 
May 26th
May 26th
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Hope you have fun in jail mother fucker. 
May 26th
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[[MORE]]A suit and a two hour car ride is actually the last thing I need this morning. The things I do for Katherine Royale.
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“You love playing with that. You love playing with all your stuffed animals. You...”
– SSG William James I think I’ve found the perfect monologue for my theatre 2 final (via freedom-is-lifes-great-lie)
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May 26th
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I am one book closer to being Robert Frost, and Alaizabel’s present came today. I’m counting May 25th as a success. 
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Lyle's Journal (5/25/2012)
[[MORE]]I woke up to a full breakfast and a tuckered out wife who was curled up on the couch. I don’t think I’m ready to write just yet today I need to sit down and honestly realize how lucky I am. How all of fate has somehow landed us here, married drunkenly, and happy. If anything she’s unlucky to be stuck with me forever, but hopefully she won’t realize that for a few...
May 25th
alaizalmelmichellson: I don’t see how making someone eat sketchy food sells them to becoming someone’s pet…cause if so I have a lot more pets than just Momo love. Yeah but how many of them are actually named after the animal they’d be portraying huh?
May 24th
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alaizalmelmichellson: But Momo wants a buddy, I mean he’s been moping around the place and I think a cute little bombay kitten can keep him occupied! Bedsides, Kitty has Frenchy, so we can’t adopt her anymore Lyle… I was there first I get more right to Roy than he does. She’s made me eat way more sketchy food than he has, she owes me.
May 24th
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alaizalmelmichellson: I am bitter with that damn puppy…pissing on my art…I still didn’t get compensated for that…maybe I should text Nana Kitty to get on Grandpa Frenchy’s ass about it…cause Old Man DeLuca doesn’t want me getting a kitty, so I need new paints. I am open to a cat, her name is Katherine Royale, she eats fast food and wears Chanel collars. Just don’t eat her notecards and...
May 24th
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alaizalmelmichellson: Anyone who isn’t my age, or younger than me is considered a senior citizen in my book…so, hush up Old Man DeLuca, before I get Nana Kitty over here to beat you with her cane. Nana Roy is a bit busy being bitter with a puppy to beat anyone up.
May 24th
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